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Post by pearly queen on Feb 10, 2007 18:54:18 GMT
Quite a boring episode focusing too much on the Rob, Yawn, May triangle, and particularly yuck when May was trying not to listen to them bonking in the hallway.
Bert reluctantly trying to bond with Jay- predciatable.
How desperate is Stella? A scarf and a curry and she's willing to give it another go with baldy gangsta alkie publican with a dolphin-faced psycho for a son.
Carly only wants Kevin back so she can ask him for a job in the car lot.
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Feb 10, 2007 20:55:02 GMT
LOL!
Patsy
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Post by pearly queen on Feb 10, 2007 21:48:37 GMT
Come to think of it Kevin is a proper Wicks and therefore vaguely related by marriage to Pat - not so Carly and Deano, who turn out to be the milkman's/drayman's/ any man's.
So when Kevin turns up HE is entitled to stay at Pat's house - and the grown up sprogs can clear off and make thier own way in the world.
While being drunkenly pursued and harrassed by Shirley, obviously.
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Feb 11, 2007 13:53:48 GMT
LOL! With her hanging round his ankles desperate for a shag.
Patsy
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Post by pearly queen on Feb 11, 2007 16:29:35 GMT
I hated that bit when Shirley went off out for the night with a stag party - what a complete trollope she is.
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Post by pearly queen on Feb 12, 2007 21:47:34 GMT
Kinda boring - going round in circles a bit: Jay is a yob, Bert only half cares; Max can't commit to his family and Tanya (the homewrecker) is for some reason upset about it; Ben doesn't like Stella, Stella doesn't like Ben - Phil doesn't know which one to slap first. Nothing new so far.
Bradley and Stacey getting on so well bodes bad for the future - seeing as she spent January giving his dad one. However, nice to see their enthusiastic support of National Chip Week.
Carly will run Kevin's car lot- just like that.
It's a bit like Jason 'the brain cell' Grimshaw taking over Charlie's business on Corrie - just like that. No security or technical features like passwords, account numbers, signatures etc. Just walk in and start doing it. Ha.
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Feb 12, 2007 22:22:25 GMT
It is. Something better happen soon or I'll go off it again. With Yawn away could we have a rest from Rob and May too?
Patsy
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Post by pearly queen on Feb 13, 2007 4:49:54 GMT
Yep - and why did May have to go to all that trouble to seduce Rob? Maybe she's ovulating and hopes to have one of her own instead of waiting for a baby with Dawn's DNA,
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Feb 13, 2007 16:13:30 GMT
Couldn't Phil get a machine gun and kill off the boring characters?
Patsy
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Feb 13, 2007 20:20:33 GMT
Poor Jim. Cooking up that lovely meal only for the grandkids to spoil it. I don't think they also needed Jay ruining Patrick and Yolande's night. Still a break from Rob and May!
Patsy
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Post by pearly queen on Feb 13, 2007 20:49:20 GMT
Bradley was a complete plum: dumping the posh bird on Valentine's Day and then doing the Romeo and Juliet routine underneath Stacey's bedroom window while his dad is ensconsed in her bed. Way to go Bradders.
Nice juxtaposition with Patrick and his penchant for fruit-based sexual practices (how can we forget Pat's reference to pineapple rings?), and ironic that it was the spiteful little cow Stacey who grassed up Pat and Patrick to Yolande in the first place and now she's going with a married man herself (again) just as Yolande brings out the tray of suggestively shaped strawberries.... pre-watershed material? Thankfully Jay's arrival spared the viewer any further disturbing scenes of lurve.
Denise is irritating- if Kevin cared he wouldn't have cleared off, take the hint luv.
Tanya - Max is scum, if he cared about you or the girls he wouldn't screw around, take the hint luv.
Jim has been a real nice new man type since Pauline died and Sonia, Martin and Rebecca ran off - I hope he can sustain this level of effort, but it's unlikely.
Charlie Slater was wearing glasses in the Vic - don't remember seeing him wearing glasses before.
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Feb 13, 2007 23:00:34 GMT
They must be new so he can finally see what an old slapper Mo is!
Patsy
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Feb 15, 2007 20:32:30 GMT
Looks like Keef's going to get into trouble over this fake Russian brides scam.
Never mind Max needing marriage guidance - Stacey needs intelligence! When did she get that lobotomy?
So Stella's won Abby round with prawn cocktail crisps. Blimey you can tell the sort of girl she'll grow into! LOL!
If Kevin had jumped off a cliff, who can blame him?
Patsy
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Post by pearly queen on Feb 15, 2007 22:41:13 GMT
Ben lives in a pub where they have boxes of crisps stacked to the ceiling - why would dozy Stella think that buying him crisps was a treat?
Looks like Kevin's going for the Reggie Perrin effect - he won't have killed himself, he's got too much to say that he thinks everyone else wants to hear. How did everyone fall for that 'being in Italy on a tax dodge' nonsense?
Max gets more surly and repulsive and less attractive with each episode and Stacey can't get her drawers off fast enough! It looked disgusting when Max was cleaning his mouth up in the car before he took Tanya out for the evening.
Tanya's a total mug, and I reckon they'd lined her up for a wee flingette with Sean before Rob Doodahski disgraced himself and was written out for a few months. Now they're at a loose end with Tanya, unless she pulls someone else of course.
I doubt very much if Social Services would let Jay live with Bert: he hasn't made any application to be the boy's legal guardian, he's of 'no fixed address' if he's living in a B&B, he's got a prison record and no means to support the child. He should ring them himself - and they'll whisk the kid away from him and stick him in a care home, or dump him with his estranged father.
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Feb 16, 2007 16:11:18 GMT
Maybe she was hoping the shops would sell belladonna flavour only had to settle for prawn cocktail instead.
Because they're all thick? I suppose if she hadn't said it came from Deano they wouldn't have.
Max is a sleazebag. Tanya would be best off out of it.
Patsy
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Post by pearly queen on Feb 17, 2007 17:20:26 GMT
LOL! Belladonna flavour - yes, that's what the little sod needs.
Completely fed up with Kevin now - don't care if he'a alive or dead.
Hooray! Well done Jay for smashing that hideous ornamnent! In fact the Trueman's house is the most tastelessly decorated on the whole Square - including Pat's, and that's saying something.
Tanya will probably find out soon about Max - but it's poor Bradley who will be most hurt when it's all out in the open.
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Feb 17, 2007 20:21:19 GMT
Then Bradley will go more red than he is already. I do feel sorry for him. His dad's a sleaze, orchestrating all that stuff to split them up, then keep them apart, so he can be in there. Max really has no right having a go at whatever it is Jim's done when he abandoned his own kid and can't keep his trousers zipped.
Patsy
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Feb 19, 2007 21:17:23 GMT
Poor Ben. For once he didn't deliberately do something to Stella but got the blame anyway.
Bert, Jay and Yolande was a bit pointless.
Being the sad ship anorak I am, Peggy's three week cruise baffles me as much as all those daft Corrie ones. Where the hell did she go? There aren't any that long this time of year except world cruises.
I wish Kevin would either turn up or send a letter saying he's never coming back.
Patsy
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Post by madamesinclair on Feb 19, 2007 21:55:44 GMT
Hopefully the latter, Patsy
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Post by pearly queen on Feb 19, 2007 21:57:23 GMT
Being the sad ship anorak I am, Peggy's three week cruise baffles me as much as all those daft Corrie ones. Where the hell did she go? There aren't any that long this time of year except world cruises. Maybe it's cruising in the sense of frequenting the sleazier streets of East London on the look out for gentleman company? |
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Feb 20, 2007 17:11:14 GMT
LOL! She'd have to to be able to afford single supplement on a three week cruise! Wouldn't get much change out of £4000 for the cheapest cabins.
Patsy
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Post by jessi on Feb 20, 2007 20:17:22 GMT
Well Jay was on form tonight. I really like his character and am getting annoyed at Bert. What the hell would Evie say if she saw him now?
Max and Stacey played with fire again. A classic EE ending tonight I thought. How are they going to get out of that one.
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Feb 20, 2007 22:52:32 GMT
Bit of a rubbish ending I thought. Couldn't Tanya just look under the cubicle door? She'd see feet. I think Stacey looked like a prostitute tonight. Maybe the waiter thought she was.
How did Jay get so much info about Joe? Come to think of it, Bert hasn't said anything about his old mucker who he blackmailed to stay there in the first place.
Poor Ben. Fancy Stella turning up and ruining his dad time while remembering his mum.
Patsy
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Post by pearly queen on Feb 21, 2007 21:54:50 GMT
The Li/Preeti jealous bitch hot muff wax revenge business was a bit nasty. But women will go to any lengths to secure a man of such means and devastating beauty as Mickey Miller....not.
Max just makes my blood run cold, shudder. And yes, patsy, Stacey did look like a prostitute but one of the rare few willing to kiss on the mouth.
Phil was actually quite sensitive on this occasion.
The Foxes are staying...put the flags out. The skull and crossbones.
I bet Peter Beale gets away with breaking into the Fowlers' house because he is from a 'good' background, and they throw the book at Jay, thus ensuring that this character stays as the hopeless tearaway on the Square.
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Feb 23, 2007 17:05:35 GMT
Li and Preeti practically pulling each others hair out over Mickey is just stupid. I bet that's not all Stacey does with her mouth.  LOL! I think we can do without the Foxes. What are they for?  Chelsea the man magnet still single. Not the best person to be giving Preeti advice. Tonight's the night when Stella starts her revenge on evil Ben. Patsy |
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Chelsea the man magnet still single. Not the best person to be giving Preeti advice.