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Post by RitaLittlewood on Nov 12, 2007 22:32:45 GMT
Paul and I were discussing how the 'Next Time' bits ruin cliffhangers last night and wondered how they would do it if the soaps did. So add your own ideas and they can be as outlandish as you wish. I'll start it off and have nicked some of Paul's but as he's not a member he'll never know. LOL!
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Rita gets a new facelift and tent to show off while her wig collapses and dies
Betty tries a new recipe for hotpot
Sean's ego explodes
Steve rolls his eyebrows once too often and they fall out
Liam dumps the dog but keeps the puppy
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Post by Nick on Nov 12, 2007 22:35:30 GMT
I hope the producers don't see htis...it may give them ideas lol
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Nov 12, 2007 22:54:33 GMT
LOL!
We were in hysterics last night going through the soaps. I wish I could remember most of what we came up with.
Patsy
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Post by CG Wendy on Nov 12, 2007 22:59:32 GMT
Sean Tully bleeds to death when his sharp tongue cuts himself to ribbons for a change
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Janice and Kelly get into a fight at Underworld and Vicky sews both their mouths shut resulting in Underworlds first ever cotton reel shortage
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Nov 12, 2007 23:17:44 GMT
LOL! You've got the hang of this, CG! ;D
Sally has an emotional crisis when she realises she's run out of baked beans
Ashley gets a shock when he realises Kirk put Boris in the pies
Claire has a brain scan which reveals she doesn't have one
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Post by CG Wendy on Nov 12, 2007 23:29:25 GMT
lol cheers Pats
Gail finally snaps when she puts Davids clothes away in the closet, she discovers a wire clothes hanger and beats him over the head with it whilst screaming..."no wire hangers....ever!!!!'
I can`t think where that storyline came from
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Nov 12, 2007 23:39:52 GMT
LOL! Me neither.  Ashley has another shock when he thinks his voice is about to break Liz has the rest of her hair dipped in black emulsion Vermin is kidnapped by the cast of EastEnders |
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Post by CG Wendy on Nov 13, 2007 0:39:28 GMT
Michelle Conner leaves the cobbles to star in the screen version of Dora the Explorer - the teen years.
There`s a shock in store for Deidre as Tracey is released from jail. Dawn Acton reprises her role as Tracey.
Meanwhile a large earthquake threatens the safety of the residents of Coronation Street. Experts believe it was caused from the thundering of applause from fans of Dawn Acton returning.
(We can live in hope can`t we)
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Post by Peter on Nov 13, 2007 1:01:32 GMT
Based on tonights episodes: One too many of Audrey's compliments goes to Jason's head and he starts to see her in a whole new light.   Darryl Morton continues to get more rat-like and grows whiskers and a long tail, eventually locking himself in his room for eternity with a never-ending stock pile of cheese. Dev Finally gets a date (Now that would be a shock if any woman fell for his bad lines) but disolves into a big lumpy pile of grease on the first date from his bad chat up lines. |
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Nov 13, 2007 11:51:27 GMT
LOL!
A vein in Deirdre's neck explodes leading to a shortage of tomato sauce in the canteen
Ken shocks everyone by buying the Sun and buying a pint instead of a half
Maria turns down a bloke
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Post by eileengrimshaw on Nov 17, 2007 19:25:34 GMT
After weeks of nightmares Gail undergoes hypnotherapy in which she answers to the name of Mary & details life on a Colony In Space.
Audrey sneezes & "Pops-off!"
Becky developes a sudden craving for Leerdammer cheese.
Abandonned by Vernon, Liz spends the night alone at a local bar. She consumes Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps. She remembers to say "please".
Rita's engagement to Liam Connor is a cause for widespread celebration. Business partner Norris dons a white suit & fills in as a guest barman behind at The Rovers. Everything's "ticketyboo" because he's loves A Bit Of A Do.
Eileen fulfills a lifelong ambition when she lands a job at the local school. She'd always wanted to be one of the Dinnerladies.
After spotting a roll of sackcloth going cheap at the local market Michelle decides to escape the local rat-race & move to an isolated Scottish Island where she'll grow organic vegatables & let her animals roam freely. She likes to keep it Pure And Simple.
The Soap Police led by a dark haired Yorkshire lass named Donna arrive & arrest AWOL fellow officer Martin who has been masquerading as local school teacher John Stape. Fellow villager Ollie is arresting in the corner shop, strongly protesting that her name is Molly, whilst Jerry is questioned over his resemblance to a staff member missing from The Royal.
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Nov 17, 2007 19:37:22 GMT
LMAO! Excellent Eileen!
Maybe Norris can say "ticketyboo" in a Spanish accent.
Patsy
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Post by CG Wendy on Nov 25, 2007 16:16:26 GMT
New technolgy hits the streets as wind turbine power is installed in the residents houses. The ceiling fans whirr contantly just from the effects of Ena, Annie, Jack, Elsie and other 60`s residents spinning in their graves at what Coronation Street has become.
The hand towels in the womens toilets in the Rovers are replaced by new technology. Every time someone pushes a button to dry their hands they get a speech by Phylis Pierce instead.
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Nov 25, 2007 16:35:09 GMT
LOL! I hope it's constantly saying, "Eee, Percy".
Patsy
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Post by CG Wendy on Dec 2, 2007 15:21:40 GMT
The mens room has had a makeover too. The shabby towel has been replaced with a state of the art hand dryer shaped like Sean Tully. To get the dryer to work, men have to use their knee to hit the button right on Seans goolies.
Word on the set is that the male actors hands have never been so clean. The button has had to be replaced 6 times since it was introduced
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Dec 2, 2007 16:39:42 GMT
PMSL!
Patsy
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Post by Nick on Feb 17, 2008 12:14:54 GMT
Next time on Corrie.......
Dev is hosed down with fairy liquid by environmentalists
Audrah realises she can manage perfectly well with no staff in the salon and sacks Maria
Ryan and Alex make a shocking discovery to find it wasn't them,but their mothers that were swapped at their birth
Michelle suddenly remembers she came into the series as a singer and forms her own pop band (that could be just hear say though)
The Rovers spontaniously combusts when it can't stand the strain orf having so many people living there...all the residents of the pub are killed and only Lord Lucan and Shergar survive
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Feb 17, 2008 14:35:40 GMT
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Post by Cheetah on Mar 21, 2008 13:44:01 GMT
Vermin is kidnapped by the cast of EastEnders Do you think they'd want Tricky Dicky back? While digging the foundations for the new Smoking Section at the Rover's they hit oil and pay off all the cast and thus ends Coronation Street. But if they did that what would they replace it with - don't answer that. |
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Post by CG Wendy on Mar 22, 2008 15:59:29 GMT
Coming up after the break.......
Smelling salts sold out in shops everywhere from Corrie fans fainting after Miss Hell Conner didn`t appear in an episode of Corrie.
Greggs the bakers become Corries new sponsers when Jerry ate all their pies....and went back for seconds
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Post by Nick on Apr 28, 2008 20:42:23 GMT
LOL
Kebab meat shortage at the takeaway..Jerry strapped to the rotiserrie machine thus supplying the whole of greater Manchester with kebab meat
Viewers collapse as Eileen,Norris,Deirdre,Ken and Rita given storylines
Emily mentions her neice Freda..but the writers forget she had ever existed
The Connors forced to go into hiding after black hair dye is made illegal in the North of England
STAY TUNED.....................................
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Apr 29, 2008 19:40:06 GMT
LOL!
Patsy
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Post by CG Wendy on Apr 30, 2008 20:13:50 GMT
I laughed so hard I bit my tongue...... ow!
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Post by CG Wendy on May 2, 2008 20:36:01 GMT
Next time on Corrie........ Rita stocks up on baby rattles and teething rings in case Corrie doesn`t win at the awards and TT needs something to throw out of his pram David Platt and his cellmate start to get along like a house on fire. So much so that the street residents start calling him Gayvid Rosie Websters decides to become a Nun. Kevin laughs so hard he chokes on his fish fingers and baked beans and Sophie has to give him the Heimlich manoeuvre. Miss Hell runs out of black paint for her hair, so she steals motor oil out of the garage.  |
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Post by pearly queen on Sept 5, 2008 9:52:34 GMT
Reet, Emily, Norris, Blanche, Ken, Betty and Audrey form a social club called the Twinkly Wrinklies. They start up a fund for their next year's holiday which will be spent touring European Nudist camps.
Amber joins forces with her dozens of estranged brothers and sisters and they rise up and overthrow Dev and take control of his business empire - yay.
Dan Mason takes his big ears and leaves the Street and heads for Hollywood to star as Gizmo in a remake of Gremlins
Roy's secret life as a vigilante superhero protecting the mean streets of Weatherfield is almost exposed when Vernon finds an extra large pair of mauve tights hanging up to dry over the cooker in the cafe.
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