Post by CG Wendy on Jul 18, 2008 20:14:04 GMT
Here are 10 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres
ever aired on British TV and radio...
1) Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator:
"And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this
morning and it was amazing!"
2) New Zealand Rugby Commentator:
"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of
him."
3) Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
4) Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977:
"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is
kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
5) US PGA Com mentator:
"One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well
is that before each tee shot his wife takes out his balls
and kisses them. Oh my god!! What have I just said?
6) A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed
to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:
"So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"
7) Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:
"Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."
8) Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North
said:
"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold
night like this."
9) Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance
he gets."
10) Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up
to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse
coverage remarked:
"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and
he's only come in his shorts."
;D
ever aired on British TV and radio...
1) Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator:
"And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this
morning and it was amazing!"
2) New Zealand Rugby Commentator:
"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of
him."
3) Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
4) Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977:
"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is
kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
5) US PGA Com mentator:
"One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well
is that before each tee shot his wife takes out his balls
and kisses them. Oh my god!! What have I just said?
6) A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed
to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:
"So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"
7) Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:
"Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."
8) Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North
said:
"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold
night like this."
9) Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance
he gets."
10) Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up
to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse
coverage remarked:
"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and
he's only come in his shorts."
;D
