Post by CG Wendy on Jul 25, 2008 15:12:33 GMT
Delia's Way:
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips.
The Real Woman's Way:
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for goodness sake.You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.
Delia's Way:
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
The Real Woman's Way:
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.
Delia's Way:
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
The Real Woman's Way:
Tesco sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.
Delia's Way:
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.
The Real Woman's Way:
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's
tough sh!t. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.'
Delia's Way:
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks .
The Real Woman's Way:
It could keep forever. Who eats it?
Delia's Way Cure for headaches:
Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
The Real Woman's Way Cure for headaches:
Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you won't give a sh*t!
Delia's Way:
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves.They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
The Real Woman's Way:
Why do I have a man?
Finally the most important tip:
Delia's Way:
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in
casseroles.
The Real Woman's Way:
Left over wine?
Helllloooo
;D
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips.
The Real Woman's Way:
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for goodness sake.You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.
Delia's Way:
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
The Real Woman's Way:
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.
Delia's Way:
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
The Real Woman's Way:
Tesco sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.
Delia's Way:
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.
The Real Woman's Way:
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's
tough sh!t. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.'
Delia's Way:
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks .
The Real Woman's Way:
It could keep forever. Who eats it?
Delia's Way Cure for headaches:
Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
The Real Woman's Way Cure for headaches:
Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you won't give a sh*t!
Delia's Way:
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves.They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
The Real Woman's Way:
Why do I have a man?
Finally the most important tip:
Delia's Way:
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in
casseroles.
The Real Woman's Way:
Left over wine?
Helllloooo;D
