I want To Punch Platt

[sootycat]

From DS



Noel Gallagher has revealed that he would love to be asked to appear on Coronation Street to punch David Platt in the face.

Speaking to Jo Whiley this afternoon on Radio One, the 41-year-old Oasis guitarist admitted that he is a regular viewer of the ITV soap with his wife Sara MacDonald, before jokingly questioning why he's never been asked to film a cameo appearance.

He said: "It's such an institution...I love it. Why they've never asked me to be in it is really one of the scandals of our age!

"I could just have a walk-on part. A little, tiny part. Preferably punching David Platt's face in. And then go onto his mum."

Despite only wanting a bit-part role, Gallagher suggested that he could kill off the teen tearaway while he's there.

He added: "If David Platt's going to be bumped off, please let it be me."

Give the man the job ;D

[RitaLittlewood]

I want to punch Jack P for going from marvellous little actor to one trick pony who does goldfish impressions with his gob and scowls and thinks that's acting bad.

Patsy

[CG Wendy]

Not so much as give the man a job as join the bloody queue
;D
How can it be Pats that as young as he was when he joined he was a smashing actor for his age. Now that he`s 19 or 20 he`s terrrible. Those weird facial expressions look likes he needs a damm good laxative. It`s very off putting.

[RitaLittlewood]

He clearly has been taking lessons from a certain grinner in how to look evil and be unconvincing. His gob goes the same as Gordon Brown's.

Patsy

[sootycat]

He appears to be reduced to two looks now, smirk and death stare.

[RitaLittlewood]

Like KF - grin and scowl.

Patsy