Things you`ll never hear your dad say

[CG Wendy]

Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say

10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have
to stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready
for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours"
attitude... I like that.

7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.

6. Father's Day? Baahh--don't worry about that--no biggie.

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend... you
might want to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one
of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run
or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever
he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an
earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money
for you to spend.

And the #1 thing you will never hear...

1. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not
good enough for you, son?

[stix]

LOL you could be Deans son for the last one ( Torvill and Dean)

[mrsbarlow]

Ha Ha Ha ,very funny i was ROTFL that is so true,.My dad would never ever say anything like that

[Deborah]

They were good!