Post by Cheetah on Sept 26, 2007 13:11:18 GMT
In this life I’m a woman. In the next life I would like to come back as a bear.
When you are a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months..... I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate you are expected to eat yourself stupid..... I could deal with that also.
When you are a girl bear you give birth to your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs..... I could definitely deal with that.
If you are a mother bear everyone knows you mean business. You hit anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line you hit them too..... I could deal with some of that.
If you are a bear your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat!!!
Yes – I’m going to be a bear.
When you are a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months..... I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate you are expected to eat yourself stupid..... I could deal with that also.
When you are a girl bear you give birth to your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs..... I could definitely deal with that.
If you are a mother bear everyone knows you mean business. You hit anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line you hit them too..... I could deal with some of that.
If you are a bear your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat!!!
Yes – I’m going to be a bear.
