Appropriate Christmas Carols

[CG Wendy]

1. Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are
3. Dementia - I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
6. Paranoid - Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an
Open Fire
8. Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
9. Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent night, Holy oooh look at
the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells,! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
11. Agoraphobia - I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
12. Senile Dementia - Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and Robe
13. Oppositional Defiant Disorder - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
14. Social Anxiety Disorder - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
15. Amnesia - I Don't Know If I'll Be Home For Christmas

;D

[RitaLittlewood]

LOL! Good ones.

Patsy

[sallywebster]

LOL Very good CG!