Characters New Year Resolutions

[RitaLittlewood]

Reet will become teetotal, generous with her cash and actually work

Ken will buy the Sun for the Page 3 girl

Norris will stop being nosey

Blanche will have only kind words to say about anyone

Betty will branch out into bangers and mash

Emily will become a worshipper of Satan

The Mortons and Platts will die in a suicide pact

Dev will stop fancying himself

Maria will buy a chastity belt

Liz will dress according to her age

[Nick]

Liam will take his shirt off more often

Kelly will stop doing impressions of Big Bird from Sesame street

Sean will take a vow of silence

[RitaLittlewood]

LOL! Sean will also stop being a selfish git