Post by Scofish on Jan 4, 2005 22:06:55 GMT
Sharon’s Shocker
(The Queen Vic, Den is holding a congratulation party for Zoë’s ‘’’pregnancy’’’ with Dennis, all the locals are in celebrating)
Dot – Bet you’re over the moon Zoe
Zoe – yeah! Dennis is gonna make a great dad!
Pauline – (sarcastically) like his father?
Zoe – I know you aint all too keen on the way Den’s brought his kids up, but Dennis is gonna be different, I can tell
Dot – Had ya been trying long?
Zoe – (giggling) we hadn’t even been trying, but it’s happened and we’re really pleased!
Pauline – oh well Congratulations, I wish you all the best!
Zoe – Awww thanks Pauline
Dot – here (pulling out a Baby’s hat and gloves set), I made this for the baby
Zoe – Oh, you didn’t have to! Thanks so much!
Dot – don’t worry about it, my pleasure!
(We cross over to Den and Chrissie behind the bar)
Chrissie – I thought we could invite Dennis and Zoe over tomorrow night for Dinner, have a family get together
Den – ummm I don’t think so
Chrissie – Why
Den – It just won’t be the same
Chrissie – What without Sharon and Vikki by your side! Look Den, Sharon and Vikki have gone, there’s nothing you can do to bring em back.
Den – Leave it out Chrissie
Chrissie – No Den, you’ve gotta start coming to terms with this
Den – I’m gonna give the toast
Chrissie – Fine
Den – (rings the bell), Can I have your attention please
(All look at Den)
Den – Now as you all know this evening is for my son Dennis and his girlfriend; Zoe who have recently just found out they’re expecting a baby. It doesn’t take a genius to work out these 2 are gonna be fantastic parents to a fantastic baby. Now if you could all join me in raising a glass… To Zoe and Dennis
All – To Zoe and Dennis!
Den – Now all you old gossips and drunks have to go home im afraid
All – awwwwwwww
Den – Well its gone closing time and its back to work for most of ya tomorrow, so come on sling your hooks
(Everyone leaves the pub; Dennis and Zoe go back to their flat and begin passionately kissing on the couch, when suddenly there’s an almighty smash!)
Zoe – (scared) Dennis what was that
Dennis – ssshhh stay quiet for a minute
(We hear footsteps going along the corridor)
…………
……..
Dennis – Whose there?!?!?
(The door slowly opens)
Dennis – SHARON!
Sharon – Your door is a nightmare to get through
Zoe – What the blooming hell are you doing here?
Sharon – Oh haven’t you missed me?
Zoe – Not particularly
Dennis – (mixed between Happy and confusion) what are you doing here!
Zoe – (upset) Get out of here now
Sharon – What ya gonna do eh? Through a little tantrum
Zoe – Shut up you grovelling little cow
Sharon – Oh grow up, you sound even more pathetic than you look!
Dennis – Right! Both of you shut up. Is this all you 2 can do? Fight!
Zoe – (to Sharon, crying and angered) you can’t accept it can ya? That he chose me over you!
Sharon – Chose! He didn’t choose! He was forced too! He’s only staying with you cos you’re up the duff!
Zoe – Nah he loves me, I know he does!
Sharon – Oh give over, you’re nothing but a cheap sleazy tart
Zoe – You Cow (Zoe slaps Sharon across the face)
Sharon – ooooh little girls shouldn’t play with bigger girls! (Slaps Zoe back, knocking Zoe to the floor)
Dennis – leave it Sharon!
Sharon – No, I didn’t come here to get slapped by some sleaze ball like Zoe
Zoe – What you here for then eh?! Try and get him to fall in love with ya! It aint gonna happen Sharon, so get over it!
Sharon – Well there’s summink I need to tell Dennis
Zoe – What!
Sharon – I’m pregnant!
(The Queen Vic, Den is holding a congratulation party for Zoë’s ‘’’pregnancy’’’ with Dennis, all the locals are in celebrating)
Dot – Bet you’re over the moon Zoe
Zoe – yeah! Dennis is gonna make a great dad!
Pauline – (sarcastically) like his father?
Zoe – I know you aint all too keen on the way Den’s brought his kids up, but Dennis is gonna be different, I can tell
Dot – Had ya been trying long?
Zoe – (giggling) we hadn’t even been trying, but it’s happened and we’re really pleased!
Pauline – oh well Congratulations, I wish you all the best!
Zoe – Awww thanks Pauline
Dot – here (pulling out a Baby’s hat and gloves set), I made this for the baby
Zoe – Oh, you didn’t have to! Thanks so much!
Dot – don’t worry about it, my pleasure!
(We cross over to Den and Chrissie behind the bar)
Chrissie – I thought we could invite Dennis and Zoe over tomorrow night for Dinner, have a family get together
Den – ummm I don’t think so
Chrissie – Why
Den – It just won’t be the same
Chrissie – What without Sharon and Vikki by your side! Look Den, Sharon and Vikki have gone, there’s nothing you can do to bring em back.
Den – Leave it out Chrissie
Chrissie – No Den, you’ve gotta start coming to terms with this
Den – I’m gonna give the toast
Chrissie – Fine
Den – (rings the bell), Can I have your attention please
(All look at Den)
Den – Now as you all know this evening is for my son Dennis and his girlfriend; Zoe who have recently just found out they’re expecting a baby. It doesn’t take a genius to work out these 2 are gonna be fantastic parents to a fantastic baby. Now if you could all join me in raising a glass… To Zoe and Dennis
All – To Zoe and Dennis!
Den – Now all you old gossips and drunks have to go home im afraid
All – awwwwwwww
Den – Well its gone closing time and its back to work for most of ya tomorrow, so come on sling your hooks
(Everyone leaves the pub; Dennis and Zoe go back to their flat and begin passionately kissing on the couch, when suddenly there’s an almighty smash!)
Zoe – (scared) Dennis what was that
Dennis – ssshhh stay quiet for a minute
(We hear footsteps going along the corridor)
…………
……..
Dennis – Whose there?!?!?
(The door slowly opens)
Dennis – SHARON!
Sharon – Your door is a nightmare to get through
Zoe – What the blooming hell are you doing here?
Sharon – Oh haven’t you missed me?
Zoe – Not particularly
Dennis – (mixed between Happy and confusion) what are you doing here!
Zoe – (upset) Get out of here now
Sharon – What ya gonna do eh? Through a little tantrum
Zoe – Shut up you grovelling little cow
Sharon – Oh grow up, you sound even more pathetic than you look!
Dennis – Right! Both of you shut up. Is this all you 2 can do? Fight!
Zoe – (to Sharon, crying and angered) you can’t accept it can ya? That he chose me over you!
Sharon – Chose! He didn’t choose! He was forced too! He’s only staying with you cos you’re up the duff!
Zoe – Nah he loves me, I know he does!
Sharon – Oh give over, you’re nothing but a cheap sleazy tart
Zoe – You Cow (Zoe slaps Sharon across the face)
Sharon – ooooh little girls shouldn’t play with bigger girls! (Slaps Zoe back, knocking Zoe to the floor)
Dennis – leave it Sharon!
Sharon – No, I didn’t come here to get slapped by some sleaze ball like Zoe
Zoe – What you here for then eh?! Try and get him to fall in love with ya! It aint gonna happen Sharon, so get over it!
Sharon – Well there’s summink I need to tell Dennis
Zoe – What!
Sharon – I’m pregnant!