Next Time On Emmerdale....

[RitaLittlewood]

Paul and I were discussing how the 'Next Time' bits ruin cliffhangers last night and wondered how they would do it if the soaps did. So add your own ideas and they can be as outlandish as you wish. I'll start it off and have nicked some of Paul's but as he's not a member he'll never know. LOL!

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Edna finds a torn page in the bible and collapses in shock making her hat fall off

The Dingles don't sleep with each other

Viv actually listens to someone else

Marlon stops waving his arms about

[CG Wendy]

Invite him along here Pats...would love to mneet him
;D

Tune in to Emmerdale tonight and gasp with shock when The King brothers don` sh@g' anyone this episode.
Look in amazement as Jo`s goats act her out of the water, through the Dales all the way up to London.
This episide of Emmerdale was spondered by Ronseal. Where Ronseal will wipe the floor with all the wooden actors like Donna, Carrie, and Paul Lambert - and do a better job
;D ;D

[RitaLittlewood]

I've tried, CG, but he keeps saying he won't join. He's on DS so should come here too! ;D


Paddy gets a girlfriend

Eli has a shave

Jack buys a new cap

[sootycat]

Shadrach has a wash. ( and buys everyone at the Woolie a drink )

Marlon is struck dumb, and someone superglues his arms to his sides.

Grayson is outed in front of the whole village. ;D

[RitaLittlewood]

LOL!

Andy's muscles deflate

Eric refuses a bribe

Betty bakes a cake