Post by eithne on Apr 13, 2005 19:49:29 GMT
A howling wind whipped Reet's wig into the gutter where she lives in a dark pile of rubbish.
"Oh no" said Rita, looking frantically around at the empty vodka bottles looks for the money back offers. She needed to buy more vodka or be dehydrated but she didn't. Instead she found a secret tunnel liquor stock room where she drank a magic potion. It made her kiss Tyrone passionately.
Suddenly Tyrone realized he loved Norris - the manly man. Norris was ecstatic and ran quickly over to tell Emily about his new found love. Emily was, however gone. She left to see Jason who was also in love with Norris who was giddy with joy. Emily was jealous - she wanted Jason. She decided to have a makeover top to bottom because she wanted to seduce Jason.
She wore a sexy black lace thong and bra, and spicy perfume. Her mini skirt and sensible shoes on, she went across the cobbles (her stilettos clattering, her breasts bouncing and a.rse flashing) to the Kabin. Norris's eyes popped and splattered blood. He was horrified but turned on. He was excited and skipped around. Reet hit him.
In a panic he fell down. With her big ego flattening him Norris felt dizzy - he fainted instantly. Reet ignored him so he jumped on her. She lost her wig and it landed in Emily's armchair. Norris put it on Ray's head to cover up the large tattoo of Deirdre's name and picture of a naked Blanche. His other tattoo had Reet on but only her revealing brown dress.
Rita entertained in Emily's living room with amazing regularity and among the bourbon biscuits. She kissed Norris passionately, then threw up. "Oh baby," said Harriet the budgie while Reet squashed her guilded cage Reet took off in Mike's car after seducing Danny to visit Mavis in the Cotswalds where she discovered Mave was inflagrante with a coven. Another witch was Audrey with a sneeze that made Fred giddy and then they saw Reet stark naked that caused them to run screaming down the road.
Reet sang and lured them back into her Kabin to see her micro bikini modelled by Roy. Fred was jealous - he wanted one. But Reet said "Brazilian wax needed under me arms."
In came Ashley through her underarm deoderant section he screamed like a Banshee on heat when he saw Reet pole dancing. Ivan was back and flashing his pearly white teeth and his enormous twinkling blue eyes burnt his head in the oven on the joint while Norris smoked one himself. Then passed it to Ken who knocked Blanche's elbow as he passed it to Emily who pulled her bloomers over her head and celebrated the wind of change exposing her massive collection of literature.
Meanwhile Reet and Norris decided to run away to sea, they packed bottles of vodka and Norris' inflatable tank top while they saw the Northern lights shine on Rita's head. Her sparkly jumper caught on fire. Norris phoned the drinkline to ask how to hose down a cat. But Reet screeched like a howling banshee and Norris decided to plug in to the mains. His hair dryer and curling tongs. He was getting over excited at Cilla's ample cleavage he was sweating like a duck and going demented like a banshee with PMT and a limp sandwich and cold tea with sterilised milk and 3 Sweetex. When he's finished he danced all over the lino in tap shoes.
Reet threw a statue of Fred's at Norris who fell down at Audrey's feet and then she kicked him. Then felt sorry for a millisecond but she soon gathered herself together and grabbed Norris who ran away to the circus to be a lion tamer but he bottled out as he saw the kinky costume Deidre was wearing. He wanted one but in red to give to the church bazzar as well as his Victoria sponge was filled with a Marmite layer which Liz thought was eyeliner and put it on Emily because she was an addict of crack cocaine which she got from Gail because she had loads of toyboys who kept her supplied with frozen peas and ice cream and also because she wanted to cause trouble among the factory girls by shooting a lacy thong catapult filled with mushy peas.
"Oh no" said Rita, looking frantically around at the empty vodka bottles looks for the money back offers. She needed to buy more vodka or be dehydrated but she didn't. Instead she found a secret tunnel liquor stock room where she drank a magic potion. It made her kiss Tyrone passionately.
Suddenly Tyrone realized he loved Norris - the manly man. Norris was ecstatic and ran quickly over to tell Emily about his new found love. Emily was, however gone. She left to see Jason who was also in love with Norris who was giddy with joy. Emily was jealous - she wanted Jason. She decided to have a makeover top to bottom because she wanted to seduce Jason.
She wore a sexy black lace thong and bra, and spicy perfume. Her mini skirt and sensible shoes on, she went across the cobbles (her stilettos clattering, her breasts bouncing and a.rse flashing) to the Kabin. Norris's eyes popped and splattered blood. He was horrified but turned on. He was excited and skipped around. Reet hit him.
In a panic he fell down. With her big ego flattening him Norris felt dizzy - he fainted instantly. Reet ignored him so he jumped on her. She lost her wig and it landed in Emily's armchair. Norris put it on Ray's head to cover up the large tattoo of Deirdre's name and picture of a naked Blanche. His other tattoo had Reet on but only her revealing brown dress.
Rita entertained in Emily's living room with amazing regularity and among the bourbon biscuits. She kissed Norris passionately, then threw up. "Oh baby," said Harriet the budgie while Reet squashed her guilded cage Reet took off in Mike's car after seducing Danny to visit Mavis in the Cotswalds where she discovered Mave was inflagrante with a coven. Another witch was Audrey with a sneeze that made Fred giddy and then they saw Reet stark naked that caused them to run screaming down the road.
Reet sang and lured them back into her Kabin to see her micro bikini modelled by Roy. Fred was jealous - he wanted one. But Reet said "Brazilian wax needed under me arms."
In came Ashley through her underarm deoderant section he screamed like a Banshee on heat when he saw Reet pole dancing. Ivan was back and flashing his pearly white teeth and his enormous twinkling blue eyes burnt his head in the oven on the joint while Norris smoked one himself. Then passed it to Ken who knocked Blanche's elbow as he passed it to Emily who pulled her bloomers over her head and celebrated the wind of change exposing her massive collection of literature.
Meanwhile Reet and Norris decided to run away to sea, they packed bottles of vodka and Norris' inflatable tank top while they saw the Northern lights shine on Rita's head. Her sparkly jumper caught on fire. Norris phoned the drinkline to ask how to hose down a cat. But Reet screeched like a howling banshee and Norris decided to plug in to the mains. His hair dryer and curling tongs. He was getting over excited at Cilla's ample cleavage he was sweating like a duck and going demented like a banshee with PMT and a limp sandwich and cold tea with sterilised milk and 3 Sweetex. When he's finished he danced all over the lino in tap shoes.
Reet threw a statue of Fred's at Norris who fell down at Audrey's feet and then she kicked him. Then felt sorry for a millisecond but she soon gathered herself together and grabbed Norris who ran away to the circus to be a lion tamer but he bottled out as he saw the kinky costume Deidre was wearing. He wanted one but in red to give to the church bazzar as well as his Victoria sponge was filled with a Marmite layer which Liz thought was eyeliner and put it on Emily because she was an addict of crack cocaine which she got from Gail because she had loads of toyboys who kept her supplied with frozen peas and ice cream and also because she wanted to cause trouble among the factory girls by shooting a lacy thong catapult filled with mushy peas.
