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Post by RitaLittlewood on Mar 13, 2005 20:05:10 GMT
I loved that line from Ray tonight. Wouldn't that make a great storyline? Prim and proper and annoying Norris a drug addict on the quiet. So we'd have chaos at the Kabin with Reet drunk and him high. LOL!
Patsy
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Post by sallywebster on Mar 13, 2005 20:12:05 GMT
Yes it would be great! ;D
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Mar 13, 2005 20:19:44 GMT
Can you imagine it? He already gets on her wick. So with her peasant being even more cheerful and telling her to chill, I foresee GBH!!!!!  Reet: Get scrubbing that floor, peasant. I'm off for another unexplained absence. Norris: Do it yourself. I'm off for a spliff. Patsy |
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Post by sallywebster on Mar 13, 2005 20:20:26 GMT
Well if they did do that lets just hope its better than that scene in the cafe with the cannabis cakes!  |
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Mar 13, 2005 20:25:26 GMT
Ooh, I could make it a zillion times better than the cannabis cakes. Hmm.... Let's see if I get inspired.  Patsy |
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Post by pearly queen on Mar 13, 2005 21:08:32 GMT
Can you imagine it? He already gets on her wick. So with her peasant being even more cheerful and telling her to chill, I foresee GBH!!!!! Reet: Get scrubbing that floor, peasant. I'm off for another unexplained absence. Norris: Do it yourself. I'm off for a spliff. Patsy Norris must have had a seething wild past, that's why he's such an over-protective fusspot now. It wouldn't take much for him to revert to his seedy ways and lead a pensioner's orgy, like the episodes with Honor Blackman where he claimed to be horrified. |
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Post by Nick on Mar 13, 2005 22:32:49 GMT
I think it would have been funny at the 'orgy' scenes when Rita said 'Come on Norris we're leaving'..If Norris had have come back with 'You speak for yourself,you're not me mother'
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Mar 13, 2005 23:31:04 GMT
ROTFLOL! pearlyqueen he was probably a right little raver in his younger days. Maybe he was a Teddy Boy in the 50s. Well, he's a skinhead now. Nick, he's too eager for a bit of how's yer father by half. Remember the mutt storyline and he was after the woman who's mother had owned the thing? He convinced himself she fancied him. Beneath those tank tops lurks a wild animal given half the chance I'm sure! LOL! It's always the quiet ones... That would have been very funny if he'd said that to Reet. Mind you, she'd have probably dragged him out by his ear. Patsy |
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Post by Jade on Mar 14, 2005 18:26:22 GMT
God! That would be hilrous! LOL. I cn c him now... ;D I know that was a great line... I cn just imagine him, @ the red rac or bhind the chippy! LOL. |
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Mar 14, 2005 20:12:15 GMT
He could even use the medical centre since it seems to not be in use these days. Ah, here's an idea. A quiet night in at number 3 - Emily devil worshipping on the sly and Norris smoking crack or whatever he could get hold of! Remember, it's always the quiet ones....... Patsy |
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Post by pearly queen on Mar 14, 2005 20:23:15 GMT
It would be really easy to deal gear from the Rovers as the landlady is blind to the most obvious abuse. Norris and his homies could be smoking rocks in the snug while Shelley apologises to Charlie when he seduces Rita and Blanche on the Rovers' carpet.
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Post by Nick on Mar 14, 2005 20:55:37 GMT
Alas the snug is long gone......  |
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Post by sallywebster on Mar 14, 2005 21:02:05 GMT
Yeah the snug in the rovers was great.
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Mar 14, 2005 21:25:57 GMT
LOL pearlyqueen! Reet'll go for anything except Norris. And, she's always had a thing for builders (Harry Bates, Len Fairclough - probably Ray Langton and Maurice Jones given half a chance). Charlie could ask to check her foundations and say there's a lot of work he needs to do. Patsy |
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Post by pearly queen on Mar 14, 2005 21:45:00 GMT
Blimey, would Rita's insurance premiums cover a job of such magnitude? Charlie would seriously have to over-order on the cement where she's involved.
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Mar 14, 2005 21:58:03 GMT
Insurance?? This is a woman that refuses to have CCTV installed despite all her break-ins because she's too cheap to fork out. Doesn't even buy her own booze if she can help it and if she does, always makes sure she gets it back by adding to the papers bills. Charlie's good at over ordering, isn't he? I'm sure she wouldn't object too much though might have a word or two to say when he tries to sort out her dry rot, not to mention rising damp. She can do her own plastering job. Has done for decades.
Patsy
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Post by Jade on Mar 15, 2005 18:33:05 GMT
LOL. ;D God! The thought of that though! Its mingin!  LOL. Yea Norris could deal it 2 the goths! LOL. |
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Mar 15, 2005 20:48:17 GMT
LOL! Maybe he could be the Street's new Jez Quigley!
Patsy
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Post by Nick on Aug 29, 2007 22:54:51 GMT
My Goodness..where has this thread popped up from??
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Post by pearly queen on Aug 30, 2007 5:59:56 GMT
Good prediction!!
Norris has turned into a right Hell's Angel since his ex wife died. The next meeting on the Angela Abatement Society, or whatever they're called, it'll be 'A pint of Newton and Ridley's, a pickled egg and line of coke please, Liz.'
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Aug 30, 2007 11:27:04 GMT
My fault, Nick. I was looking for a thread yesterday and linked this in the Reet one. Jez accidentally replied here then deleted it but it stayed top.
LMAO Pearly! I just hope after Reet turns him down, my comment she'll go for anything except Norris stays true.
Patsy
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Post by sallywebster on Aug 30, 2007 19:11:23 GMT
Partly my fault as well, I wasnt concentrating and trying to read the threads Pat had linked to and reply to other threads at the same time I clicked on the wrong one to reply and sent it. Silly bugger wont move back down the page when I deleted my reply though.
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Aug 30, 2007 19:18:32 GMT
This is still a bloody funny thread though.
Patsy
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LOL. Yea Norris could deal it 2 the goths! LOL.