Post by sootycat on May 15, 2006 11:25:21 GMT
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam when a man knocks on the window and says
"Terrorists have kidnapped Tony Blair, John Prescott and Gordon Brown. They want A £3OO million ransom or they'll douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
Driver: "How much is everyone giving"
Man: "About a gallon"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Tony Blair, John Prescott and Gordon Brown. They want A £3OO million ransom or they'll douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
Driver: "How much is everyone giving"
Man: "About a gallon"