Post by pearly queen on Jun 9, 2007 12:28:00 GMT
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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MARTIN LUTHER KING:
I envisage a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
ARISTOTLE:
It is in the nature of a chicken to cross the road.
GRANDPA:
In my day a chicken just crossed the road, we didn't ask why. Someone told us that a chicken had crossed the road, that was good enough for us.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die. In the rain.
KARL MARX:
It was a historical inevitabilty.
SADDAM HUSSEIN:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dumping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN:
What chicken?
FREUD:
The fact that you are all so concerned about the chicken reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
THE BIBLE:
And the lord said unto the chicken 'Chicken thou shalt cross the road' and the chicken crossed, and there was much rejoicing.
EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road - or did the road move beneath it?
COLONEL SANDERS:
I missed one??!
Answers by -
MARTIN LUTHER KING:
I envisage a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
ARISTOTLE:
It is in the nature of a chicken to cross the road.
GRANDPA:
In my day a chicken just crossed the road, we didn't ask why. Someone told us that a chicken had crossed the road, that was good enough for us.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die. In the rain.
KARL MARX:
It was a historical inevitabilty.
SADDAM HUSSEIN:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dumping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN:
What chicken?
FREUD:
The fact that you are all so concerned about the chicken reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
THE BIBLE:
And the lord said unto the chicken 'Chicken thou shalt cross the road' and the chicken crossed, and there was much rejoicing.
EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road - or did the road move beneath it?
COLONEL SANDERS:
I missed one??!
