Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2007 5:26:58 GMT
Cuckoo
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told
My boyfriend that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around
3 a.m. A bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got to the door, the
Cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly,
Realizing my boyfriend would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
Times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
Solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
Totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning he asked me what time I got in, and I told him
"Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that
One!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why? He said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
Three times, then said, "Oh s**t!" cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's
Throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
Tripped over the coffee table and farted!!!
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told
My boyfriend that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around
3 a.m. A bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got to the door, the
Cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly,
Realizing my boyfriend would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
Times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
Solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
Totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning he asked me what time I got in, and I told him
"Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that
One!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why? He said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
Three times, then said, "Oh s**t!" cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's
Throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
Tripped over the coffee table and farted!!!
