Post by Nick on Nov 3, 2007 15:58:23 GMT
so 3 people are trying to get into the CIA.... 2 men and a woman
the first man goes into the test room and the chap in charge says 'we have your wife tied to a chair and gagged in that room, you have to go in and shoot her'..the 1st man answers 'I can't do that' ...so the chap in charge replies 'Sorry,then you will not be getting into the CIA'
the 2nd man comes in and the chap in charge says 'we have your wife tied up to a chair and gagged in that room,you have to go in and shoot her'..the man goes in,but after 5 minutes he comes out crying saying 'I just can't do it,I can't shoot my wife'..the chap in charge says 'Sorry if you aren't prepared to shoot your wife you can't get into the CIA'
the woman applicant comes in..the chap in charge says 'We have your husband tied up to a chair in that room,you have to go in and shoot him'..the woman goes in and straight away they hear 6 bullets being shot..then a pause..then lots of crashing and banging and shouting...after 15 minutes the woman comes out and says 'I wish you have told me there were blanks in the gun..I had to beat the bastard to death with the chair leg'
the first man goes into the test room and the chap in charge says 'we have your wife tied to a chair and gagged in that room, you have to go in and shoot her'..the 1st man answers 'I can't do that' ...so the chap in charge replies 'Sorry,then you will not be getting into the CIA'
the 2nd man comes in and the chap in charge says 'we have your wife tied up to a chair and gagged in that room,you have to go in and shoot her'..the man goes in,but after 5 minutes he comes out crying saying 'I just can't do it,I can't shoot my wife'..the chap in charge says 'Sorry if you aren't prepared to shoot your wife you can't get into the CIA'
the woman applicant comes in..the chap in charge says 'We have your husband tied up to a chair in that room,you have to go in and shoot him'..the woman goes in and straight away they hear 6 bullets being shot..then a pause..then lots of crashing and banging and shouting...after 15 minutes the woman comes out and says 'I wish you have told me there were blanks in the gun..I had to beat the bastard to death with the chair leg'
