Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2008 8:36:13 GMT
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run - anywhere.
4. People call you at 9pm and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4pm
9. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You have a party and the neighbours don't even realize it.
12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks in the room.
14. You sing along to elevator music.
15. Your eyes won't get much worse.
16. Your investment in health insurance is finally paying off.
17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
18. Your secrets are safe with your friends, because they can't remember either.
19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
20. You can't remember who sent you this list
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run - anywhere.
4. People call you at 9pm and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4pm
9. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You have a party and the neighbours don't even realize it.
12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks in the room.
14. You sing along to elevator music.
15. Your eyes won't get much worse.
16. Your investment in health insurance is finally paying off.
17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
18. Your secrets are safe with your friends, because they can't remember either.
19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
20. You can't remember who sent you this list
