Post by Cheetah on Mar 19, 2008 18:52:22 GMT
A duck walks into a pub and says to the landlord "a pie and a pint. please".
The landlord looks a bit surprised but serves him. The same thing happens for the next few days and the landlord can't contain himself. "Do you really talk duck?"
"Course I do" says the duck
So the landlord wanting to be sociable asks the duck if he works locally.
"Yes" says the duck "I'm a plasterer on the building site"
After a few weeks the duck seems a bit down (?) and tells the landlord that the building site is nearly finished.
Some time later the circus comes to town and the manager is in the pub. The landlord tells him about the talking duck and the circus guy says "if he's as good as he sounds I'll give him a job"
The duck comes in later and the landlord tells him he might have a job for him at the circus.
"The circus? The place with clowns and animals?"
"Yes" says the landlord.
"The place with tents and poles and things?"
"Yes" says the landlord.
And the duck says
"What do they want with a plasterer?"
The landlord looks a bit surprised but serves him. The same thing happens for the next few days and the landlord can't contain himself. "Do you really talk duck?"
"Course I do" says the duck
So the landlord wanting to be sociable asks the duck if he works locally.
"Yes" says the duck "I'm a plasterer on the building site"
After a few weeks the duck seems a bit down (?) and tells the landlord that the building site is nearly finished.
Some time later the circus comes to town and the manager is in the pub. The landlord tells him about the talking duck and the circus guy says "if he's as good as he sounds I'll give him a job"
The duck comes in later and the landlord tells him he might have a job for him at the circus.
"The circus? The place with clowns and animals?"
"Yes" says the landlord.
"The place with tents and poles and things?"
"Yes" says the landlord.
And the duck says
"What do they want with a plasterer?"
