Post by pearly queen on Apr 11, 2008 17:59:21 GMT
A man walked into a pub one night, he's dripping in sweat and looking completely knackerd. He ordered a large whisky.
The barman asked 'What's up with you, mate?'
The man replied 'I've got a right nympho outside in the car, impossible to satisfy.'
'We'll see about that' said the barman, stepping up to the challenge, and went outside to the car.
He was in the car with the woman for some time, when a passing policeman shone his torch into the car's back window.
'Sorry officer' said the barman 'I'm just shagging the wife'.
'I didn't know it was your wife, sir' said the policeman.
The barman replied 'Neither did I until you shone your torch on her face'.
The barman asked 'What's up with you, mate?'
The man replied 'I've got a right nympho outside in the car, impossible to satisfy.'
'We'll see about that' said the barman, stepping up to the challenge, and went outside to the car.
He was in the car with the woman for some time, when a passing policeman shone his torch into the car's back window.
'Sorry officer' said the barman 'I'm just shagging the wife'.
'I didn't know it was your wife, sir' said the policeman.
The barman replied 'Neither did I until you shone your torch on her face'.
