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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks THE question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again"?

HUSBAND: "Definitely not"!

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married"?

HUSBAND: "Of course I do".

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry"?

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay. I'd get married again".

WIFE: "You would"? (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house"?

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house".

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed"?

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep"?

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car"?

HUSBAND: "Probably, it's almost new".

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers"?

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do".

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery"?

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own".

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you"?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times".

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs"?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed".

WIFE: --------Silence---------------

HUSBAND: "Shit".

[RitaLittlewood]

LOL!

Patsy

[Nick]

LOL ;D