Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2008 6:47:34 GMT
> >> SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE
> >>
> >> What is a Yankee?
> >> The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
> >>
> >> What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
> >> The position of the dirt bag.
> >>
> >> Why is divorce so expensive?
> >> Because it's worth it.
> >>
> >> What do you call a smart blonde? Helen?
> >> A golden retriever.
> >>
> >> What do lawyers use for birth control?
> >> Their personalities.
> >>
> >> What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
> >> 20 kgs.
> >>
> >> What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
> >> 45 minutes.
> >>
> >> What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
> >> Through his chest with a sharp knife..
> >>
> >> Why do men want to marry virgins?
> >> They can't stand criticism.
> >>
> >> Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
> >> good-looking?
> >> Because those men already have boyfriends.
> >>
> >> What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
> >> After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
> >>
> >> What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
> >> The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
> >> driving..
> >>
> >> A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in year 9.
> >> Who has the biggest boobs?
> >> The blonde, because she's 18..
> >>
> >> What's the difference between a porcupine and 10 Downing Street?
> >> A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
> >>
> >> What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
> >> 'Are you sure it's mine?'
> >>
> >> Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
> >> Breasts don't have eyes.
> >>
> >> What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
> >> other?
> >> A speech impediment.
> >>
> >> What's the difference between an Australian zoo and an English zoo?
> >> An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the
> >> cage along with a recipe.
> >>
> >> How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... Word?
> >> Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
> >>
> >> What's the difference between a northern USA fairytale and a southern USA
> >> fairytale?
> >> A Northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time...'
> >> A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shiit...'
> >>
> >> Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
> >> No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
>
> >>
> >> What is a Yankee?
> >> The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
> >>
> >> What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
> >> The position of the dirt bag.
> >>
> >> Why is divorce so expensive?
> >> Because it's worth it.
> >>
> >> What do you call a smart blonde? Helen?
> >> A golden retriever.
> >>
> >> What do lawyers use for birth control?
> >> Their personalities.
> >>
> >> What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
> >> 20 kgs.
> >>
> >> What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
> >> 45 minutes.
> >>
> >> What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
> >> Through his chest with a sharp knife..
> >>
> >> Why do men want to marry virgins?
> >> They can't stand criticism.
> >>
> >> Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
> >> good-looking?
> >> Because those men already have boyfriends.
> >>
> >> What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
> >> After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
> >>
> >> What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
> >> The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
> >> driving..
> >>
> >> A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in year 9.
> >> Who has the biggest boobs?
> >> The blonde, because she's 18..
> >>
> >> What's the difference between a porcupine and 10 Downing Street?
> >> A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
> >>
> >> What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
> >> 'Are you sure it's mine?'
> >>
> >> Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
> >> Breasts don't have eyes.
> >>
> >> What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
> >> other?
> >> A speech impediment.
> >>
> >> What's the difference between an Australian zoo and an English zoo?
> >> An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the
> >> cage along with a recipe.
> >>
> >> How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... Word?
> >> Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
> >>
> >> What's the difference between a northern USA fairytale and a southern USA
> >> fairytale?
> >> A Northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time...'
> >> A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shiit...'
> >>
> >> Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
> >> No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
>
