Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2008 6:46:50 GMT
Four blokes were playing their weekly game of golf............ One remarked
how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without
an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.His
buddies all chimed in and said, 'Let's do it! We'll make it
a priority,figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning.' Months
later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course. The
first guy says, 'Boy this game cost me a fortune!I bought my wife a diamond
ring that she can't take her eyes off.' Number 2 guy says, 'It
cost me an arm and a leg, too.My wife is at home planning a cruise.She was up to
her eyeballs in brochures.' Number 3 guy says, 'Well. my wife is at home
admiring her new car, reading the manual.' They all turned to the fourth
guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds. 'I
can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game.I slapped my
wife on the arse and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas!It's a great
morning for either sex or golf' ... she said, 'Take a
sweater.It'll be cold.'
how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without
an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.His
buddies all chimed in and said, 'Let's do it! We'll make it
a priority,figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning.' Months
later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course. The
first guy says, 'Boy this game cost me a fortune!I bought my wife a diamond
ring that she can't take her eyes off.' Number 2 guy says, 'It
cost me an arm and a leg, too.My wife is at home planning a cruise.She was up to
her eyeballs in brochures.' Number 3 guy says, 'Well. my wife is at home
admiring her new car, reading the manual.' They all turned to the fourth
guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds. 'I
can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game.I slapped my
wife on the arse and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas!It's a great
morning for either sex or golf' ... she said, 'Take a
sweater.It'll be cold.'
