Post by CG Wendy on Jan 10, 2009 0:16:24 GMT
BACHELOR: A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of
her alimony.
BRIDE: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
COMPROMISE: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife
whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
DIPLOMAT: A man who can convince his wife she would look
fat in a fur coat.
GENTLEMAN: A husband who steadies the stepladder so that
his wife will not fall while she paints the ceiling.
HOUSEWORK: What the wife does that nobody notices until
she doesn't do it.
HUSBAND: A man who gives up privileges he never realized
he had.
JOINT CHECKING ACCOUNT: A handy little device which permits
the wife to beat the husband to the draw.
LOVE: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
MOTHER-IN-LAW: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace
of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
MRS.: A job title involving heavy duties, light earnings,
and no recognition.
SPOUSE: Someone who will stand by you through all the trouble
you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single in the first
place.
WIFE: A mate who is forever complaining about not having any-
thing to wear at the very same time that she complains about
not having enough room in the closet.
;D
her alimony.
BRIDE: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
COMPROMISE: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife
whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
DIPLOMAT: A man who can convince his wife she would look
fat in a fur coat.
GENTLEMAN: A husband who steadies the stepladder so that
his wife will not fall while she paints the ceiling.
HOUSEWORK: What the wife does that nobody notices until
she doesn't do it.
HUSBAND: A man who gives up privileges he never realized
he had.
JOINT CHECKING ACCOUNT: A handy little device which permits
the wife to beat the husband to the draw.
LOVE: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
MOTHER-IN-LAW: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace
of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
MRS.: A job title involving heavy duties, light earnings,
and no recognition.
SPOUSE: Someone who will stand by you through all the trouble
you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single in the first
place.
WIFE: A mate who is forever complaining about not having any-
thing to wear at the very same time that she complains about
not having enough room in the closet.
;D
