Post by Nick on Apr 24, 2009 15:31:05 GMT
A man goes into a pub and orders a pint of beer..the barman says 'I'll just have to nip and change the barrel'..
He leaves the customer alone at the bar..he notices how quiet the pub is and starts helping himself to a bowl of peanuts....then he hears a voice saying 'my you are handsome'..he looks around but no one is there....so he carries on nibbling the nuts..then he hears 'Thats a lovely suit you have on it makes you look really fit and you have beautiful hair'
The barman comes back from the cellar..the customer tells the barman about what has happened
the barman says 'Oh that will be the peanuts..they are complimentary'
