Post by Deleted on May 5, 2009 5:28:12 GMT
ADULT:- A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.
CANNIBAL:- Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS:- The only animals you eat before they are born
and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:- A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:- Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:- Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF:- Cold Storage.
INFLATION:- Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:- An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:- Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:- Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:- A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:- The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:- One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
YAWN::- An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES:- Something other people have, similar to my character lines.
and is now growing in the middle.
CANNIBAL:- Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS:- The only animals you eat before they are born
and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:- A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:- Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:- Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF:- Cold Storage.
INFLATION:- Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:- An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:- Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:- Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:- A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:- The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:- One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
YAWN::- An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES:- Something other people have, similar to my character lines.
