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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2010 5:51:17 GMT
Gordon Brown goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.
The undertaker tells the British Diplomats accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for £5,000,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just £100.'
The Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Gordon shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend £5,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £100? With the money you save you could help pay back some of the deficit, help pay for the Emissions Trading and get a face job for Cherry, his best friend’s wife, or help the elderly'.
The Diplomats replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
We just can't take the risk.'
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Post by pearly queen on May 3, 2010 9:36:04 GMT
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Post by RitaLittlewood on May 3, 2010 10:46:32 GMT
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Post by sootycat on May 3, 2010 11:14:59 GMT
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Post by Nick on May 3, 2010 17:20:13 GMT
LOL ;D
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Post by CG Wendy on May 4, 2010 2:24:00 GMT
LOL - part of the prophecy will come true this Thursday hopefully - his political career anyway ;D
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Post by stix on May 14, 2010 11:23:40 GMT
what amuses me is people vote for labour or conservative and get the power and control in a minor party that lays the rules and has the say and will throw a tantrum and break the alliance if they don't get what they want. Is that what people voted for?
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