Post by CG Wendy on Jan 5, 2011 21:46:58 GMT
. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize
you're wrong.
. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
younger.
. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure
I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
person died.
. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the
rest of the day.
. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't
want to have to restart my collection...again.
. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
answer when they call.
. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and
smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to
prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty,
and you can wear them forever.
. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not
know what time it is.
. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys
in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey -
but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away,
in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and
the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men
to realize that their brain is also important.
;D ;D
