Post by CG Wendy on Apr 6, 2011 21:34:10 GMT
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas
and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union
house?"
"No,'"she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,'"she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man
stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully
unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a
brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.
We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And, if I pay
you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around
the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed
blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the
Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner,
"but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's
next.'"
;D
and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union
house?"
"No,'"she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,'"she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man
stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully
unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a
brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.
We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And, if I pay
you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around
the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed
blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the
Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner,
"but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's
next.'"
;D
