Post by RitaLittlewood on Apr 11, 2011 0:05:09 GMT
The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime
Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.
The Allergists voted to scratch it.
The Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it.
The Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"
The Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.
The Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The ENT specialists would not hear of it.
The Physicians thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter..."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
The Urologists were pissed off at the very idea.
The Anaesthetists thought the whole scheme was a gas.
The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, saying that they were used
to having to sort out arseholes in London.
Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.
The Allergists voted to scratch it.
The Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it.
The Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"
The Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.
The Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The ENT specialists would not hear of it.
The Physicians thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter..."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
The Urologists were pissed off at the very idea.
The Anaesthetists thought the whole scheme was a gas.
The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, saying that they were used
to having to sort out arseholes in London.
Love it.