Post by sootycat on Jun 3, 2011 11:12:32 GMT
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think?
*********************************************
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
*********************************************
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
*********************************************
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
*********************************************
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
*********************************************
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
*********************************************
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
*********************************************
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
*********************************************
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
**********************************************
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
**********************************************
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
**********************************************
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
**********************************************
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
**********************************************
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
***********************************************
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
***********************************************
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
**********************************************
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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