Post by sootycat on Nov 9, 2011 12:27:58 GMT
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one
day and said,
"Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed
and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every
night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now .. I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed
and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman.
It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again
be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed
and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women just great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!!!
day and said,
"Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed
and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every
night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now .. I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed
and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman.
It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again
be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed
and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women just great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!!!
