Post by sootycat on Feb 11, 2012 12:33:08 GMT
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to
jump off a bridge, so they stopped.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you
doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity either, so he asked... "Well, before you jump, why don't you
give me a kiss?"
So she does... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever
had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could
be famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........".
The authorities think she may have been pushed.
jump off a bridge, so they stopped.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you
doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity either, so he asked... "Well, before you jump, why don't you
give me a kiss?"
So she does... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever
had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could
be famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........".
The authorities think she may have been pushed.
