Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2012 6:04:27 GMT
Over five thousand years ago Moses said to the children of Israel "pick up
your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
promised land."
Nearly 50 years ago, Harold Wilson said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land."
Then Gordon Brown stole your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
camels, and mortgaged the promised land.
Now David Cameron has loaned my shovel to a third World country, (he hasn't
realised yet that WE are now a third World country), raised my fuel bills,
given my money to a crowd of incompetent, greedy "merchant bankers" and
increased Vat to 20%.
I am so depressed last night I called the Samaritans, they diverted my call
to a call centre in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal, they got all
excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
promised land."
Nearly 50 years ago, Harold Wilson said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land."
Then Gordon Brown stole your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
camels, and mortgaged the promised land.
Now David Cameron has loaned my shovel to a third World country, (he hasn't
realised yet that WE are now a third World country), raised my fuel bills,
given my money to a crowd of incompetent, greedy "merchant bankers" and
increased Vat to 20%.
I am so depressed last night I called the Samaritans, they diverted my call
to a call centre in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal, they got all
excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
