Post by sootycat on Oct 1, 2012 10:56:19 GMT
FRIDAY IS WORLD TEACHERS DAY, HERE ARE SOME GENUINE COMMENTS MADE BY AMERICAN TEACHERS ON STUDENTS REPORT CARDS
Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
The student has a full"six pack" but lacks the plastic thing that holds it all together.
You son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
Your child has delusions of adequacy.
Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
I would not allow this student to breed.
They have been working with glue too much.
When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat 1.000.000 others
All teachers were reprimanded ;D
Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
The student has a full"six pack" but lacks the plastic thing that holds it all together.
You son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
Your child has delusions of adequacy.
Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
I would not allow this student to breed.
They have been working with glue too much.
When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat 1.000.000 others
All teachers were reprimanded ;D
