Norris

[BillyNiblick]

Well, yes. Are we seriously being asked to believe that Norris is such a congenital idiot as to believe that a married woman neighbour some 15 to 20 years younger than him has a schoolgirl crush on him?

He's a twat, but he's not that much of a twat.

[valda]

wanna bet Billy? yes Norris would belive that he is very gullible lol

[pearly queen]

corriegirl said:

Who could fancy whinging Norris???He would drive me absolutely batty

Does anyone know if Malcolm Hebden has a significant other? Or is he as unlucky in love as Norris?

[valda]

I,ve just been looking and found out that Malcolm Hebden is single Pearly he has never been married so he could be as unlucky in love as Norris.

[RitaLittlewood]

Isn't Malcolm gay?

Patsy

[valda]

I don,t know the article I looked at never mentioned if he was gay or not Patsy

[RitaLittlewood]

Maybe he's not out of the closet. He's quite camp in real life going by interviews I've seen.

Patsy

[Nick]

I think we can say without fear of contraception that Malcolm Hebden is gay..if he's not I'll eat my hat ;D

[RitaLittlewood]

LOL! He really is as obvious as Larry Grayson and Dale Winton.

Patsy

[normacondren]

Malcolm Hebdon is really nice,He is Patron of our Hospice,He opened the Christmas Fare a couple of years ago he made a lovely speech then we were all able to chat to him I like him,He had an older female with him while he signed Photos They charged a pound to go to the Hospice.He acted gay in A Bit Of A do some years back,Do you remember his catch phrase Tichety Boo.he was a waiter.

[RitaLittlewood]

That was nice. I don't mind when they charge and it goes to charity but for some it's pure greed.

Patsy

[Nick]

I was watching the repeats of 'A bit of a do' on ITV 3 a while back I saw him in that..and had forgotten he was in it

[valda]

now you mention it yes I do remember him in a bit of a do , "tickerty boo " Norris hasn,t said that to Rita yet lol

[BillyNiblick]

blanche said:

I think we can say without fear of contraception that Malcolm Hebden is gay..if he's not I'll eat my hat ;D

Hmmm. Well let's look at the evidence. His Wikipedia entry is quite helpful:

Hebden was born in Chester, before his family moved to Burnley three weeks later. He was educated at West Gate High School and began his career as a window dresser

[/i]in Burnley[2]. When aged 28, he attended the Rose Bruford Drama School in London before beginning a career in theatre.

Hebden has never married
He is fond of cats

[/quote]

Well, yes, without fear of contraception, indeed.

[Nick]

Another mystery solved Sherlock Niblick lol

[RitaLittlewood]

LOL!

I've caught uo now and I noticed they had Norris married to Angela in the late 80s. When are the writers going to bother going doing some research and stop thinking the viewer is as thick as they are?

Patsy

[sallywebster]

Yes. It was Derek she was married to in the 1980s. She didnt even meet Norris until about 1994!

[RitaLittlewood]

Yep. Derek and Mavis got them together at the house. That's the second time they've goofed.

Patsy

[CG Wendy]

He dressed up as Eartha Kitt for a talent nite, and didn`t seem embarassed at all did he. In fact he looked quite at home

[RitaLittlewood]

LOL! Maybe he's where Reet gets all her coats from!

Patsy

[pearly queen]

Oh jeez, if he's sharing clothes with Reet all hope is lost. Who's gonna want him after that?

[RitaLittlewood]

LOL! No one does now so I can't see it making much difference.

Patsy

[Nick]

I had forgotten all about Norris dressed as Eartha Kitt..maybe it was my brains way of protecting me by blocking it out !!

[pearly queen]

Wasn't it Carmen Miranda? MY brain is playing tricks with me as well!! He was very good whoever she was!!

[Nick]

It was Eartha Kitt..I can see him in his leopardskin turban lol