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Post by RitaLittlewood on Dec 27, 2013 20:52:55 GMT
Baldy and the plank. Yes we DID see it coming. She was only signed for a year and is still there for some stupid reason (which clearly isn't her acting capabilities). Yawn!
Patsy
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Dec 30, 2013 21:37:06 GMT
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Love that Sharon (the most pointless character to have ever returned) was Baldy's 2nd choice.
Carl and Gonnie is as boring as hell so thank goodness it's over tomorrow. Poxy should just piss off to Ibiza with her botox and extensions.
And the new boy snogging Danny. Like we never saw that coming either. Shitney will be gutted unless he's bi.
Patsy
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Post by pearly queen on Dec 30, 2013 21:56:16 GMT
Happened to see a bit of this at Christmas because my mum wanted to watch it. In the 6 months since I stopped watching I realised what a good decision it was to drop this crap: apparently Janine has killed yet another husband, and the Queen Vic has yet again changed hands. Terry Alderton now appears to be in it - I remember him from the 1990s comedy circuit when he was a passable (not brilliant) stand up, who occasionally appeared at Up The Creek, in Greenwich; Danny Dyer is now in it too - is there the slightest chance that these two can drag this programme back to anything like its former glory? Unlikely - but you never know. I'd like to watch and enjoy EE again - but unfortunately I'm not inspired  |
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Dec 31, 2013 18:04:44 GMT
Yeah it's drivel but thankfully much of the deadwood has been axed. Now they just need to get rid of Fishface, Shitney and Noo Loosey.
Patsy
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Jan 2, 2014 11:20:59 GMT
Is that the end of Gonnie? I do bloody hope so. But why on earth did the dozy twonk leave evidence instead of putting it in the boot with Carl? So basically we had an Archie/Stacey scenario - bash someone in then flee!
Patsy
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Post by pearly queen on Jan 2, 2014 21:44:28 GMT
I saw some of this the other night - but I'm very out of the loop. It seems she battered the bloke and dumped his body in the boot of a car at a scrap dealers.
Never had a car myself or been to a scrap dealer - but I would have thought that you'd have to negotiate with the staff there ie in order to prove that the car is yours to scrap in the first place, and then they would check for valuables, stereos, personal possessions, dead guys etc. before they agree to crush it. She just drove up, jumped out and the giant crane swung it straight into the crusher - no questions asked. Maybe that's what it's like in the EastEnd?
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Jan 2, 2014 23:34:04 GMT
Yeah it was totally ridiculous. Certainly not family viewing either. It's time soaps started to become responsible.
Patsy
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Jan 6, 2014 20:42:10 GMT
Blimey Jane's back! Didn't expect that one.
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Post by pearly queen on Jan 6, 2014 21:06:56 GMT
Jane Beale? Why would she come back?
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Jan 6, 2014 21:21:27 GMT
No idea. She was the doof doof.
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Post by pearly queen on Jan 10, 2014 22:07:27 GMT
Charlie Brooker the other night did a brilliant review of EastEnders - made me scream laughing. If it's as good as he makes it out I might start watching again!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2014 8:26:26 GMT
As you probably know, I haven't watched EE for years, but it seems that pretty much every week, I'm reading about the return of yet another character from the past! Are things really THAT bad? No doubt they'll be resurrecting Den Watts soon.....oh wait....didn't they do that already?  |
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Jan 17, 2014 14:49:53 GMT
He's meant to be really dead this time but that won't stop them I expect.
Patsy
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Post by pearly queen on Jan 17, 2014 21:34:05 GMT
His daughter Sharon is apparently bonking Phil Mitchell - YET AGAIN, that's got to be about 20 years worth of 'on/off' action.
If they want to bring back old characters they should get back Michelle Fowler, and her now grown up son, Mark, who was the product of a quickie with Grunt Mitchell. I'd definitely watch that.
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Jan 18, 2014 22:17:13 GMT
I just caught up with the omnibus and today has dragged more than that did. Baldy told Miss Botoxed Piggy the troof about Dennis's death and she's still shagging him. Blimey she looked bloody dreadful as he was telling her. It's so obvious she's had work done. In fact, she reminded me of a friend who also is all squinty-eyed so I assume she had it done before I met her.
Sonia was back as was racist nagging Shabnam which drove Mas to the beer and he lost all Tambo's uni fund gambling. Now how the hell Alfie can get to Oz "tomorra" without a visitor's visa I have no idea. But then it's soapland and they forget trivialities.
Patsy
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Jan 28, 2014 0:52:25 GMT
What a shame we saw the nursing home but no Jim. But we got Timothy West as old man Carter who clearly put the surl in Surly. Patsy |
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Jan 28, 2014 22:04:32 GMT
The dog getting preggers by Abi's mongrel was obvious. Would have been better to have just taken it for a walk then later found out it was preggers. Course if they took it to the vet immediately puppies probably wouldn't happen.
So they're doing epilepsy as well with the bog standard jerking which isn't what many suffer with. Epilepsy Action are involved with this but how can awareness be raised if they don't show other reactions to fits? That's what they should be helping with.
Patsy
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Jan 31, 2014 22:19:29 GMT
So tonight we saw Aunt Babe and found out Surly was abused by her mum, who will doubtless pop up shortly!
Poppy pissed off last night while Loosey threatened to tell all to Squeal about Denise and Fatboy's snog. Do we care?
David and Nikki are sooooooooooooooo going to shag regardless of his proposal to Carol.
Masood's downfall doesn't ring true.
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Feb 3, 2014 22:56:43 GMT
So now everyone knows Carol has cancer. David is sooooooooooooo going to shag Nikki then Carol will accept his proposal. I'll be amazed if they stopped being predictable.
Masood now hitting Tambo! All this personality change because his new head daughter didn't respect him. She pissed off so this still doesn't ring true.
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Feb 4, 2014 19:59:51 GMT
Well the doof doofs were on the oh so predictable David and Nikki snogging.
Poor Tambo. Mas's personality transplant has made him horrible.
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Feb 6, 2014 20:06:31 GMT
The new-headed bigoted Shabnam was the reason Mas started boozing so it's got to be a bad thing she's back.
David and Nikki - yawn!
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Feb 7, 2014 21:26:10 GMT
So David has deleted Nikki's number but we all know he'll get into her knickers as soon as she gets back and Carol will end up heartbroken.
I like the new market inspector looks-wise but he's a bit of a git. You just know Tambo will spill.
So Stacey Slater Ice Skater is back and not even in disguise!
Patsy
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Feb 11, 2014 2:10:04 GMT
Max is right! You know it's coming!
Kat looked like a cheap whore walking into that hotel. And Alfie's been up to naughties?
Patsy
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Feb 11, 2014 23:36:04 GMT
Kat looks strained keeping things from Alfie. Alfie looks strained keeping things for Kat. Neither can see there's something wrong with the other. And now Mux has found Stacey in the most ludicrous way possible. Did it ever occur to either of those muppets she could have been sharing with someone who answered the phone?
Beale is a twat of the greediest order. Fancy selling his mates out for 30 pieces of silver.
Patsy
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Feb 13, 2014 22:52:20 GMT
Shabnam is right when she says she takes after her mother. No wonder the bloke ran! Then she opens her gob about Denise snogging someone else to Ian.
And Kat's masquerading as a scrubber - I mean cleaner to find Stacey. I'll be glad when she finds the stupid cow!
Patsy
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