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Post by sallywebster on Jan 26, 2006 20:44:45 GMT
LOL Corrie Girl!
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Post by CG Wendy on Jun 12, 2006 14:31:18 GMT
I found this at DS......
Actress Kate Ford - Corrie's superbitch Tracy Barlow - has threatened to leave the soap for a second year running.
Kate, 28, decided to to leave Weatherfield last year but show executives lured her back with the promise of jucier storylines.
According to the News of the World, Kate has again insisted that she will bow out next year when her contract expires.
Her future with the Street is, however, still uncertain as producers are reportedly creating a lucrative pay packet in a bid to keep her.
A Corrie spokesman told DS: "Kate is contracted until next Spring so she's with us for the foreseeable future."
So it seems she`s determined to leave. But if she thinks she`ll have people beating at hert door to offer her work, she`s delusional.
The only job offer I see for her involves wearing a dorky hat and asking people if they want fries with that
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Post by pearly queen on Jun 12, 2006 20:34:02 GMT
Why not Corriegirl - she could be the new 'face' of Kentucky Fried Chicken on TV adverts.
Her insane grinning and over-acting could inadvertently cure the country's growing obesity problem.
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Post by sallywebster on Jun 12, 2006 21:27:20 GMT
Hey i would love to be served my KFC by the lovely Kate. I love KFC, a million times nicer than Mcdonalds.
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Post by CG Wendy on Jun 13, 2006 2:43:28 GMT
KFC - Kate Ford Cack
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Post by CG Wendy on Jun 13, 2006 3:12:03 GMT
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Post by valda on Jun 13, 2006 13:15:28 GMT
she does suit the uniform Corrie Girl  lol |
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Jun 13, 2006 17:00:12 GMT
Yeah but wouldn't that grin put you off your food? Not to mention the risk of splinters falling in it?
Patsy
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Post by sallywebster on Jun 13, 2006 18:12:41 GMT
ROFLOL CG! Her hair is too nice and she is wearing too much makeup for working KFC though.
LOL Pat, but they say service with a smile so it would be service with a grin.
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Post by pearly queen on Jun 13, 2006 19:41:18 GMT
LOL! KFC v Macdonalds? How about KFC breeding with a Macdonald? What does that make Amy? A child McSandwich? |
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Post by CG Wendy on Jun 13, 2006 20:18:44 GMT
It would suit KF to work at KFC...what with the rather large thighs and small breasts  A small Mac with even smaller fries? ;D |
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Jun 13, 2006 20:27:20 GMT
Not forgetting a few of the public might say, "Didn't you used to be somebody?"
Patsy
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Post by CG Wendy on Jun 13, 2006 21:51:05 GMT
lol she would turn the ice cream into yoghurt with the scowls she would give to the customers who would ask her that
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Jun 14, 2006 17:35:59 GMT
Scowl with a grin.
Patsy
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Post by Pablo The Red Fox on Aug 18, 2006 12:13:29 GMT
Kate Ford is such a contradiction. I really don't understand her, she is the only woman who can grin while she is (trying her hardest) looking angry. That's like tripping up while you are sat down.
I really don't like her, and this sillyness of "oh Im going" then "oh wait, Im staying" I wish she would make up her mind. The only thing that makes her interesting of late is the fact she is away!
Also, have you seen how wide her mouth is? You could park one of Mike Baldwin's Jaguars in there and still have room for various junk that you would keep in a garage.
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Aug 18, 2006 17:05:05 GMT
LOL! A dozen juggernauts too!
Patsy
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Post by Pablo The Red Fox on Aug 18, 2006 17:27:17 GMT
And after all that she would still be able to talk with food in her mouth.
I heard she tried to audition for the part of Pinnochio's girlfriend, but they couldn't give it to her because she was too wooden, despite her protestations of "Im a real girl!!"
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Post by Pablo The Red Fox on Oct 30, 2006 11:22:12 GMT
Is is me, or does Tracy Barlow seem to have more teeth than Jaws?
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Post by valda on Oct 30, 2006 16:40:11 GMT
I don`t know Pablo but they look as sharp as Jaws had too, to me |
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Post by CG Wendy on Nov 1, 2006 5:43:35 GMT
Is is me, or does Tracy Barlow seem to have more teeth than Jaws? I noticed that the other day too Pablo. Tracey always seems to have tiny teeth, but on Mondays Corrie it looked like she had tombstones in her mouth. If I had put my face closer to the tv I would have probably read "Here lies tracey Barlow - cold as usual" stamped on a tooth. ;D |
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Post by Pablo The Red Fox on Nov 1, 2006 10:30:29 GMT
Tracy reminds me of that character from Sesame Street, what was his name? Zippy was it? He had the really really wide mouth.
LOL the only difference is, Zippy could be zipped up. Tracy sadly is missing the zipper.
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Post by valda on Nov 1, 2006 11:12:40 GMT
that`s so true LOL have a k Pablo for makeing me laugh
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Post by Pablo The Red Fox on Nov 1, 2006 12:02:17 GMT
I relaly like all these Karma points.  |
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Post by CG Wendy on Feb 2, 2007 10:11:10 GMT
I wonder if KF will audition as a policewoman on that new show HolbyBlue? She could play one of the sleeping policeman in the road
;D
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Post by RitaLittlewood on Feb 2, 2007 13:03:16 GMT
LOL!
Patsy
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lol
